make a story!!

and then stab you with...

a pineapple. Signed... Cow.

OOC: who's "you" referring to? This is a will, remember?

After...

OOC: YAY!! back to the story!


THis is it so far:

A slow, whirring sound was slowly coming closer to the cow, and it was going in a wide spiral shape like a huge tornado in a toilet. The cow began to moo as insanely as it began to engulf him. So the cow wrote his will. It said

"I love to kill things made of green spinach and big, purple teddies, So I will leave 5 cents to my bees in the fridge. I will finish my cake without eating my mother's earring, because I will throw up and it will spread all over my sister's face, and she will kick you in the toenail. If only I could lick a shoe, I would smack you with a sword and then stab you with a pineapple.

Signed,

Cow

After.........

uma nyuma fuzza wuzza

OOC: thanks for editing ^^

Jadeclaw, can you please not ruin the topic? ><


IC:

A slow, whirring sound was slowly coming closer to the cow, and it was going in a wide spiral shape like a huge tornado in a toilet. The cow began to moo as insanely as it began to engulf him. So the cow wrote his will. It said

"I love to kill things made of green spinach and big, purple teddies, So I will leave 5 cents to my bees in the fridge. I will finish my cake without eating my mother's earring, because I will throw up and it will spread all over my sister's face, and she will kick you in the toenail. If only I could lick a shoe, I would smack Eddy with a sword and then stab him with a pineapple.

Signed,

Cow

After, "uma nyuma fuzza wuzza" Cow said. Which meant....

Gah sorry.

"I wish I had a..."

fish." He loved fish. Finally