REALLY BAD JOKES!

Okay, so basically, every one gets to post their really bad jokes...so MAKE ME LAUGH (if you know me at school, you will know that I laugh at almost anything, so if you can't make me laugh, you are REALLY bad at this!)

Why are babies fast swimmers?

Because they're good at the crawl!

What's blue and fluffy?

Blue Fluff

You can't get much worse than this one ^^

Except...What do you call a skinny elephant?
NOTHING BECAUSE THERE ISN'T A SKINNY ELEPHANT!

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!! lolz ^^

Mum: Bread prices! Petrol Prices! Why is everything going up?! Why can't something come down?!

Max: Would you like to see my Grades?

LOL!!! ShadowStar that's funny xD

OI SHADOWSTAR! I TOLD U THAT ON MSN! JOKE THIEF!!!

A French kid came to England on an exchnge. His teacher told him to go around London and find three phrases in English and tel them to her.

First, he went to an airport and saw the words 'TAKE OFF' so he wrote it down.

Then he went to London Zoo and saw the word 'ZEBRA' so he wrote that down too.

Finally, he went to a day-care centre and saw the word 'BABY' so he wrote it down.

The next day, he went to his teacher.
"What did you learn then?" she asked.
"Take off zee bra, baby."

LOL HAHAHA

LOL HAHAHA!!! ^^ I wasn't stealing your joke...you must've heard it somewhere!! *gives up* soweee...but I like that joke! ^^"

Q: What does a Sheep with a cold say?

A: A-ti-ch-ewe!!!

that's a really bad joke lol ^^"

I guess your forgiven ><

Anyway, what goes 'Moo, Baa, Quack, Woof, Oink'?

A cow that speaks 5 languages!!

why do gorillas have big nostrills?

coz They have big fingers!!!! HEHEHE

crap ><

What animal is the hardest to find? A WHERE-wolf.

And I have another one...

Ok so Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail
and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him....................................................
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

yeah, that's a really bad joke

e.e

Ok so two fish are swimming
And one swims into a metal wall
That fish turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

lol


I have another fish one:

Two fish are in a tank
One says to the other,
"How do you drive this thing?"

That wasn't a very good joke.

Ok so a person runs into a hospital and says it's an emergency, because he needs a transplant in order to live.

So they ask him what needs, and he says, "I need a new butt, 'cause mine has a crack in it!"

Ha ha beat that.

Oh and Wolfclaw said:

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I am a baboon.

That was definitely you who said that.

Jadeclaw wrote:

That wasn't a very good joke.

DUUH!!!


They're supposed to be REALLY BAD JOKES!

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That was definitely you who said that.

Haha I just wanted to bring someone else into this.

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They're supposed to be REALLY BAD JOKES!

And yeah I know but that joke was dumb.